Steroid Jokes


After taking a steroids test, doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said “of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?”

I know the steroid issue is tiresome, but I remember seeing an article a while ago about 14 high school students who were suspended for steroid use prior to their homecoming game. I still don’t know how the team was able to play without their marching band.

A report surfaced that Sammy Sosa tested positive for steroids in 2003. Not only that, but it turns out the tooth fairy isn’t real.

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson admitted to using steroids at the University of Miami. And if you’re surprised by this, you probably enjoyed The Scorpion King, too.

A female Olympic swimmer was talking with one of her teammates about using steroids. She claimed that she was going to quit taking them because she was growing hair in scary places.
When her friend asked her where the hair was growing, she replied, “On my nuts.”

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One Response to “Steroid Jokes”

  • Steroid Stupid Jokes says:

    love these steroid jokes with dwayne johnson the rock, chuck norris and sammy sosa

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