November 16th, 2010Archive for

Chuck Norris Muscle Jokes

Here are some jokes, more of interesting facts with Chuck Norris and his muscles :D. Chuck Norris does not work out, he just simply stares at work out equipment until he builds muscle While serving in Vietnam, Chuck Norris's diet consisted of trail mix made from the testicles of enemy soldiers that were in his way. He also threw in a handful of roasted almonds to build muscleChuck Norris does not flex at 100%, if he did, his muscle mass would become so dense it would create it's own gravitat...