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Chuck Norris Muscle Jokes

Here are some jokes, more of interesting facts with Chuck Norris and his muscles :D. Chuck Norris does not work out, he just simply stares at work out equipment until he builds muscle While serving in Vietnam, Chuck Norris's diet consisted of trail mix made from the testicles of enemy soldiers that were in his way. He also threw in a handful of roasted almonds to build muscleChuck Norris does not flex at 100%, if he did, his muscle mass would become so dense it would create it's own gravitat...

A Big Breakfast for Big Muscle Gains

Breakfast is your post workout meal but also probably the most important meal of the day to promote muscle growth. After hours of fasting your body is primed to absorb and utilise far more nutrients than it is able to at other times from the meals in that day. Blood glucose levels are low, muscle glycogen and amino acid stores are low and your body will be in a state of dehydration, you are like a zombie. When you eat that breakfast, your body will release a hugely anabolic hormone called in...