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Steroid Jokes

After taking a steroids test, doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"I know the steroid issue is tiresome, but I remember seeing an article a while ago about 14 high school students who were suspended for steroid use prior to their homecoming game. I still don't know how the team was able to play without their marching band.A report surfaced ...

Testosterone Cypionate ( Enanthate)

Testosterone cypionate is a long acting ester of testosterone which is increasingly difficult to find.Some users would take a whopping 2000mg per week, but it`s unsafe and generally unneeded but a running dosage of Testosterone cypionate is in the range of 200-600 mg per week. 1.Legitimate Medical Use Testosterone Cypionate/Enanthate is used medically to treat men who suffer from low levels of naturally produce testosterone. Doctors also prescribe the drug for individuals with HIV (...

Testosterone Propionate (Testosterone)

Testosterone propionate is used on so few occasions in weightlifting, powerlifting, and bodybuilding not because it is ineffective. On the contrary,most do not know about propionate and its application potential. Testosterone proprionate has a duration of effect of 1 to 2 days. Propionate is only a quickly effective testosterone that must be injected more often. 1.Legitimate Medical Use Testosterone Propionate is used by doctors to treat low levels of naturally occurring testost...