Muscle Gaining

Funny muscle jokes to say at the gym!

Today i was searching for some muscle jokes on google for some personal entertainment and i got tired with all these sites that had a small amount of them so i've decided to post some of them. If you want to impress the gym girls but only after you've finished your workout, you can try using some of those funny muscle jokes that can do the trick even if they're corny or something. :D A priest, a rabbi and a black guy walk into a bar. An Olympic bar. Did the zoo call you today? ...Why? ...

Shake Weight is a Piece of Crap and a Lie!

When i saw the commercial for shake weight i was just saying to myself: "It`s just a joke!!!" i mean.. that thing the shake weight thing looks and behaves like a big dildo with stupid vibration that makes other people laugh, how the heck can someone do that shake weight instead of jogging or anything else? Women are just lazy and want to be beautiful without exercise and proper nutrition!!! In the ad for shake weight there is something like this:"If your arms aren’t on fire after just 6 minu...

Is 50 Cent anorexic? Is he starving?

Curtis James Jackson III aka 50 Cent was born in Queens on 6 July 1975 nicknamed Interscope, Fiddy, Boo Boo with a height of 6' (1.83 m). 50 Cent is a great rapper and actor that managed to impress with his big muscle body as much as with his lyrics and rhymes.After drug dealing 50 Cent got help from Eminem (Slim Shady) to promote his album and it was a hit, as well as his following movies. But now everything has changed for the well developed physique with greatly shaped muscles of 50 Cent beca...

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