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Beer, Muscle and Bodybuilding

Let`s talk about beer and the damages of it on muscles in bodybuilding. First of all, if you occasionally drink a beer, don`t worry it won`t affect your dreams to get buffed up with big hard rock muscles! Still you know Arnold Schwarzenegger`s line about drinking soda? That line can also apply in the case of beer (alcohol) or even steroids and junk food and it is: "Why take something the body doesn’t need right now?" Although beers are among the best alcoholic beverage choices in bodybu...

Tablet Or Pill Stuck In Throat?

Let`s say that you take some kind of oral supplements or even steroids that are in the form of a pill (tablet) in order to increase your muscle size. If you`ve taken a tablet or pill without water which is stupid by the way, and the pill or tablet got stuck in your throat you can try apple sauce, club soda, ginger ale, even bread can help that stuck in the throat tablet or pill! If you try one of these remedies that stuck tablet or pill should dissolve away and 9/10 times the tablet or pill h...

Jay Cutler`s Big Calves!

Till the year 2000 Jay Cutler finished lower than second at the Mr. Olympia bodybuilding competition and he was beaten by his friend, Ronnie Coleman and Dexter Jackson.From 21 bodybuilding competitions Jay Cutler won with his own muscles :D 13 (including three Mr. Olympia’s and three Arnold Classics). Jay Cutler has a perfect and complete physique but you know what Jay`s got beyond perfection? Wrong! His big muscle calves! Jay Cutler`s Tips for Big Calves “It’s not about the weight. Calf...

Ups `n Downs in Bodybuilding Part 4

Today i will talk about how i started taking steroids. I have been researching a lot on the net about steroids, benefits and side effects and after 3 weeks i had to choose between testosterone and dianabol (naposim).The fact that testosterone is injectable didn`t scare me but, because it was illegal i couldn`t just go to a doctor and put him to inject it to me and i didn`t knew how to make a proper injection on my own.I was afraid of touching a blood vessel or my sciatic nerve.. so i decided to ...

Funny Steroid Poem

Steroid steroid be my friend Make me big`n strong cause it`s in trend, Buying steroids is this a fact? Popular ones sell like crack. Side effects who gives a crap? D-bol, testo, anavar Stacking steroids takes me far. When your balls get shrunk to death, Take some Clen to protect. Come on guy don`t be shy Take some roids, you shouldn`t die. Make me happy, don`t do drugs, Synthol is oil for cars and trucks. by yours truly Admin

List of Anabolic Steroid Side effects

If you don`t want to read the side effects from steroid summary this will give you a full view on some aspects.List of Anabolic Steroid Side effects: Many androgens are capable of being metabolized into compounds which can interact with other steroid hormone receptors and by combining with estrogen, progesterone, and glucocorticoid receptors produce additional unwanted effects:General Stunted growth Increased risk of HIV, HepatitisIncreased risk of Male Pattern Baldness Hypogonadism (shrinking ...

Steroid Jokes

After taking a steroids test, doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"I know the steroid issue is tiresome, but I remember seeing an article a while ago about 14 high school students who were suspended for steroid use prior to their homecoming game. I still don't know how the team was able to play without their marching band.A report surfaced ...

Funny Family Guy Steroid Jokes

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Steroid Cycle For Intermediate

You`re at intermediate level when you`ve been lifting weights for at least 3 years and have done at least 3 cycles. It will help you a lot if  you used 3 different anabolic steroids. If water retention becomes a problem, or your nipples get tender (a beginning sign of Gynecomastia), add in some Arimidex (Anastrozole) at half a milligram every day. Level 2 intermediate